CAUTION: GUYS YOU MIGHT NOT FIND THIS FUNNY

Ladies are very interesting species, and the earlier you get to understand their POV on very trivial and also important matters, the better you start living. I will take you through series of issues that men tend to overlook.

Be my friend

You need to get this stuck in the corners of your brain; sex isn’t food for women. Yes, I know some ladies have through actions, made this thought of mine null and void. That still doesn’t negate the fact that there are a few in the world today that think with their heads and not the sensations that course through their bodies. So you have this girl/lady who stays in the same building as you do, she always comes around probably because you are good company or that her roomie is as boring as the movie PUBLIC ENEMIES. It could be that she just doesn’t like to be alone and she prefers being around you. Now, most guys start feeling too important and then one thing leads to another, they misbehave and loose a friend.
She might even come to your room at night and stay late, in her nighties (now I know that’s a serious issue, lol), but you wouldn’t blame her, she obviously likes you and she intends to leave it at that level. Respect her and even if something has to happen betwixt you too….. RUN AWAY. What many men fail to understand is that ladies are better friends than guys.

APOLOGIZE FIRST

Yeap, I know this is a sore topic. These women have gotten a PhD is annoying people, and they sure do not hide their certificates. No matter who is at fault, be the man, swallow your testosterone and apologize. Fact is, it will take nothing from you, not even as much as bruise your ”dignity”.

Never Hit a Lady

Quick question:

Why do you ladies throw the first punch?
Why do you derive joy is battering our chests with your tiny paper-like fists?

Well, you guys should take the beating and man up. You obviously have stronger bones. So win the endurance test and keep your woman… except you are married to or dating Jill Mills, then you have to fight because your life depends on it.

Always ask them how their day went

This is not restricted to couples, every lady wants to be and feel loved. Now be prepared because the moment you inquire about her day, you are about to listen to a two-hour non-stop movie which the narrator wouldn’t even take a break to catch her breath.






These women need to vent off someone, now thanks to steemit and guys who do not care, they can vent here for the community and rewarded for it.

Carry her Handbag

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No woman will ever ask you to get her bag when the two of you are walking. I think it’s rather gentlemanly to do it though. The next time you walk with your lady, get her bag, or maybe get the groceries you guys went shopping for, and intentionally look back to see her smile reach her ears.

Propose Now

Why do you men date a woman for 7 years… what are you two looking for? Why keep her off the market for 7 long years in a misguided, non-directional eternal dating cycle. Every time you take her out for a lovely dinner, her hopes climax and you shatter them year after year.

MARRY HER ALREADY

Young woman how about you? When will you wake up, simply just walk out of that prison and live.

TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS

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Yours truly @klynic

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