I remember getting fast junk food as a treat. I remember really wanting a birthday party at Maccy's just like my school friends had. My parents must of thought it was too pricey because I never had an official party room gathering. I remember the vibrant colours and I remember the amazing characters luring me in. I remember being told by my parents to eat all my food first, else I won't get the free bit of plastic in a plastic bag which was shoved to the bottom of my happy box by some greasy looking student. I remember the manufactured smell, the smell that never changes and lingers around you for a week afterwards. I remember looking at that giant golden M slipping away as my parents drove past it many times to park up and go shopping in Sainsbury's. The sign gets smaller as I head towards the automatic doors of the dreaded supermarket whilst stood on the front of the shopping trolley that my mum was pushing.
Can we go to Maccy's after shopping Dad?
If your good around this shop then maybe Son my Dad replied as he looked with disgust at the price of peanut butter.
We didn't go to Maccy's that day. I had Turkey Drummers because they were on special offer.
Damn it! I really wanted that plastic Bugs Bunny wearing a superhero costume.
I had a little cry but was cheered up with a big bag of jelly beans and a can of coke.
Brainwashing counteracted by brainwashing. An amazing concept. Oh and a bit of toxic poison for good measure.
Chicken?
More like a disgusting ooze of pink gloopy sludger!
Using a chemical process causing excessive bacteria, washed in ammonia and re-flavored with more chemicals and dyed. Next time, think twice before ordering some nuggets.
Only a small amount of cheese
Any cheese product labeled as processed is packed with additives, chemicals and flavorings. It is actually up to 49% cheese. So no matter what, you can be safe in the knowledge that you are eating over half of something that you know nothing about and the other less than half is mold (from a cows tit) covered in mites.
McDonald’s Milkshake uses a ridiculous concoction of 50 chemicals, such as ethyl acetate, phenethyl alcohol and solvent to imitate the flavor of real strawberry.
mmm crunchy
Apparently, it is approved by the FDA an average of 30 insect fragments including rodent hair per 100g of peanut butter.
Fizzy
Each can of coke contains 10 teaspoons of sugar. More than what your body needs daily. Thanks to another additive called phosphoric acid, that cuts the levels of sugar, that you don’t vomit automatically after drinking a can.
It is great for cleaning drains.
Wait! Don't the fast food joints offer a health conscious option?
Sure they do.
Fast food’s healthiest option is a salad that’s packed with antifreeze’s chemical compound, Propylene Glycerol. This causes eye and skin irritation. A report I read explained that one of the healthy kale salads has more calories, fat and sodium than a Double Big Mac.
The average fast food victim eats 12 pubic hairs a year (not their own).
And you only say uuuggghhhhh at this one?
Shiny Candy
Shellac is used to improve the shine of wood and furniture but you can also find it coating your Jelly beans and other hard coated sweets/candy. It is used to improve the shine of food.
TOXIC WASTE!!!
NFFHC!!!
Secret ingredient m.s.g
Tree Poet
HELP ME HELP YOU HELP ME
Like something from a horror movie. Why oh why did someone invent eating animals?
I guess we must be Dinosaurs!