Steempunk-Net: Introductions for Battle Stats

I was asked by the developers of Steempunk-Net to write up some introductions for the daily battle stats.


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Whether you hail from the towering Skygrounds or are grinding away at Midcity we of the Ultima Company are pleased to have your trust and your data. Here are the daily stats for 2017-12-31.

Lift your heads those of Ground Zero and Darkzone and dream of a future in the sky. Ultima Company invites you to fight your way to the top by joining our team of noble Clockwork Fighters. You too can find glory in the Clockwork Area. Here are the daily stats for 2017-12-31.

From Ultima Corporation Tower straight to the minds of the citizens, we at Ultima Corporation are pleased to bring you the daily stats for 2017-12-31.

Dear citizens of Steemopolis, we at the Ultima Corporation are pleased to be your one and only source for Ultima-approved entertainment and media. Trust us and we manage your life. Here are your daily stats for 2017-12-31.

Fighters and frolickers, grab a spoonful of Mrs Guppy's Delightful Draft of Peregrination and unbuckle your battleworn nanofibre vests! Here at the Ultima Company we're pleased to present the daily stats for 2017-12-31.

Whether you stalked your prey through the Skyground's well-kept upper storeys or cornered them in a shady bar, we at the Ultima Corporation salute our noble Clockwork Fighters. Here are the daily stats for 2017-12-31.

Ultima Corporation would like to thank Bumpty-Dumpty's Locomotion Neutralising Pills for helping keep our Clockwork Fighters fresh and alert. Here are the daily stats for 2018-12-31.

From the Skygrounds up top to the Darkzone down below, challenge your rage in the appropriate way. Become one of STEEMPUNK-NET’s Clockwork Fighters and fight your way to glory and even more invasive data collection. Here are the daily stats for 2018-01-01

For the battle weary and exhausted, we at the Ultima Corporation would like to salute our noble Clockwork Fighters. Rage against the machine in an Ultima-approved way. Here are the daily stats for 2018-01-01.

Clean up your pocket revolver, sharpen your blades, and prepare for retribution. Take your revenge against those who bested you in the daily stats for 2018-01-01.

Today’s battle stats are brought to you by Captain Nemo's Magically Aqueous Scribing Fluid. For when you need to send those sensitive reports or coded messages. But don’t forget, we at the Ultima Corporation are always watching. You can't escape us. Here are the daily stats for 2018-01-01.

Clockwork Fighters! Take this opportunity to brush and steam your favourite top hat while we at the Ultima Corporation deliver to you the daily stats for 2018-01-01.

Whether you're enjoying your favourite upscale reading club or forgetting your troubles with the fresh breeze on one of Skyground's sun decks, we at the Ultima Corporation are pleased to bring you the daily stats for 2018-01-01.



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