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Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 My wife had a really nasty car accident. – Oh my God, is she hurt?! – Not yet. She locked herself in the bathroom. 😂 Dnešní vtip 🇨🇿 Moje žena měla opravdu

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A priest, an imam, and a rabbi are talking about the greatest miracle they’ve ever experienced. Priest: “I was caught in a terrible storm. I prayed—and suddenly:

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The owner of an old, shabby Škoda 120 once sees a message scratched into the paint with a key one morning: 'Repaint that wreck, it's unbearable to look at!'

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The teacher asks Mark: "Mark, how many sets of teeth do we have in our lifetime and what do we call them?" Mark: "Three, teacher." Teacher:

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A young woman is telling another young woman about how yesterday's date went: "We were on a bench in the park, it was a beautiful romantic evening, and

Today >Dnes --- (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 The little girl complains to her mom that her classmates say she's not normal. Mom: "Your dad and I love you." The little girl nods her head.

Today Dnes (•‿•) (•‿•) 😂 Today’s joke 🇬🇧 A grandson comes to his grandmother and excitedly says, “Grandma, I bought you a new home assistant with artificial intelligence! It can answer any question