For immediate release:
Inspired by the Basic Attention Token (BAT), and charged with the task of turning a negative into a positive (or neutral at this rate), I'm happy to announce the official launch of the...
Wasted Attention Token!!
WAT will be airdropped to some of our favorite Steemians who incredulously continue to engage in enriching dialogues filled with condescending, childish and inflammatory language/emojis.
There will be a 40% bonus for those who present themselves as nice people on their blogs, but act the complete opposite towards individuals they love to harass, and verbally and emotionally abuse on the Steem blockchain.
Through our revolutionary AI bot's analysis, an additional 10% bonus will be awarded to those who have tried to leave the last word in a toxic discussion at least 5 times in the last 30 days.
Tokens will then be distributed to those who've had their attention wasted via a seamless claim process backed by the power of the Steem blockchain.
Here at WAT's headquarters, we're excited to try to salvage any form of meaningful value for all of the time and positive energy we waste when we're inadvertently exposed to this sludge.
Coined the silver to @dramatoken's gold, we hope that this can help people feel better about the abusive two-faced behavior we hope could be resolved off-chain, or some class to prevent it in the first place.
Thank you,
@steemmatt
This is a joke.