A popular game is going around, called "Ten Facts/One Lie" where folks guess which one of eleven statements isn't true... good luck :)
My list:
I am bisexual and probably a three on the Kinsey scale.
I am personally intimidated by Hitachi Magic Wands.
I have been quoted in VICE Magazine and GQ about pubic hair.
I have seen female models squirt over seven feet at shoots.
I have shot well over 500 individual models, many of them multiple times.
I have never slept with a man.
I have gotten caught in the buff outdoors as an art nude model myself.
I bike toured for six months with both camping gear and shooting gear for porn shoots.
I have shot a model using a can opener as a sex toy.
I have been quoted in Forbes about cryptocurrency.
The only time I was ever arrested was over vegetables.