You are a law-abiding world citizen and paying your taxes!
But you have some institutions treating you like a 3-year old? I can't access my Bitcoins at bitcoin.de. I'll damn well help them! Well, watch this. You can only get the hell-in, can't you. I used CyberGhost to relocate myself to Germany and access my bitcoin.de account. Fixed!
http://www.cyberghostvpn.com/en_us
Are your passwords safe? Are they? Really?
Taking reference to my posts, you may wish to take the huge course on ethical hacking (on the bottom of this page) to increase your know-how on the topic.
https://steemit.com/hacking/@lucky.digger/3-sexiest-female-hackers
https://steemit.com/hacking/@lucky.digger/hacking-prevention-better-safe-than-sorry