TEAM AUSTRALIA is on notice - the world is mobilising!!
As we at home prepare for our 'Initial world offensive on 1 July 2017,' our scouts have been busy infiltrating enemy strongholds and reporting mobilisation activities from across the globe.
Fortunately initial findings have been described by our senior military officials as... 'of little concern and manageable'.
Excerpts from a TOP SECRET Team Australia military dossier reveal:
Team New Zealand
Rising quickly through the ranks to up the position of SECRETARY, was @biglipsmama. The first thing she did was launch a nationwide conscription campaign under the guise of this 'call-to-arms' initiative pictured below:
And the campaign has been effective. Rising for duty in various executive roles have been @treveir.george, @girlwithavoice, @alicaonline and @adsacty.
Of greater concern however were intercepted encrypted transmissions between @biglipsmama and minor whale + NZ demographics expert @sift666. We will closely monitor communications between the pair.
A TEAM AUSTRALIA field operative was able to capture the following picture from an undisclosed TEAM NEW ZEALAND barrack on the outskirts of Queenstown.
Great Britain
Scouts in London report a "sleeping giant has awoken!"
At least this is the claim by the UK's @tremendospercy as he sat for tea and scones with 20 of Britain's finest Steemians including:
@podod @abh12345 @flatrider @sixteen4nachist @zoobeedoo @gmuxx @rickyjrx @zeus1 @stormriderstudio @scarletleonard @outerground @adamm @crytobeard @bisade @the-sassy-owl @hopehuggs @medaliciousmango @perceptualflaws & @ckz
The photo above was taken by an undercover operative at the UK STEEM WARS rally today, just after Martha made her apology to the team for forgetting to replace yesterday's milk with a new bottle.
Shortly thereafter it is said that the 'tough strategic discussions' took place - 'should we be teamGB or teamUK or teambritain or teamgreatbritain?'
Next they considered team logo's with the following image being consider favorite according to prominent UK bookmaker.
Senior TEAM AUSTRALIA military official's are calling a UK STEEM WARS defensive - 'weak-moderate at best'.
More information here.
https://steemit.com/teamgb/@tremendospercy/teamgb-update-list-of-recruits-and-decisions-to-be-made
We are expecting reports in from USA and Germany overnight.
There has been little news on a South East Asian defensive with the exception of this image...
https://steemit.com/teamphilippines/@bearone/team-philippines-where-the-bloody-hell-are-you
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SirKnight
Thanks as always to to Arly / @bearone for the pictures - and Google