America, now famous for it's Shock and Awe can't let even small battles begin without bringing out the heavy artillery in the first moments of engagement!!!!
Hold on you say the "elements", "Honey Boo Boo"? I say a resounding yes!!! How could you be more down to EARTH than the delightful little Honey BooBoo clan. Now this is American!!!
Dad (known as Sugar Bear), sometimes in the background (sometimes just obscured because of his diminutive size) but always there to be supportive of his typical American family.
How could you calculate (as we say in America) "The FIRE in the belly" of Momma June and the accomplishment of turning herself and her chunky little prodigy into household names and making millions of dollars!!
"Water" you ask? Oh where to begin!!! The gurgling of liquid two liter cokes sloshing around their tummies.
The splashing of little Honey BooBoo and momma June at the beach as their delicate frames displace the water (and to see Momma June doing her Baywatch thing).
And watery tears of laughter as Momma June dribbles a little, right there on national television, setting the entertainment bar to new levels (whatever is coming out momma Junes mouth is the 5th and yet unnamed element for the periodic tables).
And AIR, really? The airwaves were bursting with the transmissions of this global phenom to TV sets probably out into the solar system .
No, America's first little family covers the elemental kingdom and an entire bench at McDonalds!
The epic cannon fodder could go on and on and on and on...........
What you've never heard of Honey Boo Boo?
Honey BooBoo's career ended abruptly after airing four seasons from 2012 to 2014, sadly it was yanked after Momma June allegedly became romantically involved with a registered sex offender (probably the only fact in the article).
Here it is the first grenade launched from THE SHORES OF GEORGIA HONEY BOOBOO!!!! TAKE COVER!!!!
Take this!!!
