Well, well, look at that: I have 3000 followers!
And what's even better: on a good day, a whopping 2% of them actually look at my content! To the moon? Pff. I'm over the moon!
Many thanks to the 2%!
On the other hand, if you never look at my content, could you please unfollow me? For ridiculousness reduction's sake? Thank you!
Oh wait, only the 2% will see this. Damn.