I saw a fella spamming Steemit Chat with his blog post, which was along the lines of:
Title: PLZ FOLLOW AND UPVOTE ME
Text: PLZZZZZZ JUST FOLLOW AND UPVOTE I nEED IT
However, baring an open mind (and feeling completely delirious from the current heatwave in London), I've concluded that this short article was a poem and have submitted it to poetryfoundation.org
RE: How to Comment on Steem Posts for Fun & Profit (the right & wrong way)