Proper Etiquette at a steemit Circle Jerk

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It's come to my attention that a follow up post is needed to my last post about how to start a steemit circle jerk. Sometimes I get caught up in the moment and forget to go over the basics and due to a flood of complaints from my regular patrons of protein, it is clear that I must go over the basic guidelines of how to behave yourselves once you get a hold of those massive whale dicks. I'm sorry and I owe all of you an apology as this is clearly my fault, I assumed that you all understood the basics of how to behave once you found yourself in the middle of a circle jerk, but I was mistaken. So without further ado, I present the basic expected decorum of how to discreetly service your whales and maintain plausible deniability.

Rule one is you never (ever ever ever) disclose the fact that you are participating in the circle jerk. Just because I told you how to find a good circle jerk and presented some strong indicators of a solid continuum of protein processing doesn't mean that you can bring all of your friends. You should never under any circumstances make a post discussing the fact that these circle jerks even exist. The only reason I have gotten away with it thus far is because I operate in the "blind spot." We already discussed the "sweet spot" last time, so let's discuss what the "blind spot" is and what it is not. The "blind spot" is when you receive the nourishing benefits of sucking all that whale dick without making others aware that you are doing it. There's only so much protein to go around after all and these whales don't really care who is sucking their dick or what fuels these peasants, they just want their dick sucked with as little room for self reflection as possible. Please see the diagram below of where the "blind spot" is located:

Rule two is slightly more complex. As we can see above the whale only sees what's on their sides. Whales are big, so they can have more than one side, but those politics and circular logic are beyond the thought processes of mere mortal peasants, please refrain from hurting your brains trying to fathom why their visions of "providing for the community" never actually come to fruition and they usually just make lots of money for themselves while fucking everyone over. You see the basis of rule two is to not cause any self reflection, this is why whales only see sideways, because even if they run face first into a mirror, they never have to actually look themselves in the face and hold themselves accountable for their own actions. Clearly peasants are not to insinuate any kind of moral superiority or propose any contradictory views to that of the whale.

Rule number three is quite simple, you are the very essence of replaceable. In the words of the mighty Beyonce whale, "Don't ever get to thinkin you're irreplaceable." You see, the whales don't care who exactly sucks their dick and feeds off their protein, they just want someone to relieve the pressure that all those massive gains cause to build up over time and the loose change that falls by the wayside is where you clean up. Sure it may seem like a lot to those with nothing, but a few hundred dollars of singles falling to the floor in the strip club only adds up if you take the time to gather all those scraps. Your whales have no time for scraps as they are looking for the next group of peasants to eat alive and fire out of their secondary blowhole. Your only job is to stay in the blind spot and not ask questions while you clean up the scraps. I hope I've cleared up any confusion and best of luck riding that whale dick to the explosive finale. Namaste fellow peasants.

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