yeah yeah I know the toothpick worked
its way out so I don't need to see a
doctor anymore hello hello oh god I lost
service again why does this always
happen no well you know if you bought areal phone like this Android here you
wouldn't have to worry about that
god damn it will you shut up about this
I am NOT getting an Android I am
perfectly satisfied with my iPhone well
you know it is a better phone you could
you know you could play emulators you
know the pictures look better you could
download different no I don't care I'm
not getting one well ok you queer
oh come on
Oh Oh Oh My Jesus
nice hey you know hey you know Android
tablet androids have wireless charging
I said you androids are they have
wireless charging you don't need to
worry about that anyway I'll just buy a
new charger it's not that hard
excuse me excuse me hello excuse me good
boy I need a new phone charger Android
or iPhone iPhone what Android has like
wireless charging so you don't need to
worry about this crap in 7-eleven
chargers breaking all the time also the
cool thing about androids is that you
should just stop stop okay buddy have a
nice day
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yeah come on
we are also androids are also a lot more
durable than iPhones they won't break
and shatter so easily like that
stop following me
yeah yeah the new iPhone looks pretty
good oh that's a cute picture right
there you take a picture of you little
puppy
what what what the dassault I don't even
I haven't even taken a picture again
yeah androids got better storage too and
you know they take better pictures too
so so you know pick your best you know I
think the androids a lot better how
about you mind your business and wait
for that buck I hope it hits you when it
comes damn okay okay get on your knees
oh god oh god what you know underneath
and put your hands oh okay okay I'm
sorry
please please don't I just I don't have
any money I just I spent it all on my
new phone just please don't please don't
rob me give me your phone oh okay okay
take it taking sorry take it this is an
iPhone what why would I steal an iPhone
when I could just steal an Android that
has wireless charging and better battery
life oh so you're not gonna rob me no go
turn myself in