I-Am so Fraught by A-Life of No-Achievement that At-Least I-Can Cause-Some-Trouble

"Because sometimes, you need a Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitten"

"I am so fraught by a life of no achievement that at least I can cause some trouble"

"Because sometimes, you need a Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitten"

"You need a Rainbow Butterfly Unicorn Kitten"

"Rainbow Unicorn Butterfly Kitten"

"You Spectrum Uplift"