If you have young children then you will know exactly where I'm coming from...
Those pesky, little, blighters pick up one thing after another and really do enjoy sharing their germs with you.
The truth is, for such a small human "WHERE DOES IT ALL COME FROM??"
So it's a day of school for 1/2pint and a day off work to look after him for me.
Sorry this is such a #shitpost (no pun intended)!!
