@botaphor aka "my bot is like a summer's day" is a Twitter bot that makes comparisons. It's written by Mouse Reeve (@tripofmice on Twitter) and they have made the source code available on Github: https://github.com/mouse-reeve/metaphinder
This Twitter bot derives content from Twitter searches! It gets adjectives from the Wordnik API and looks for people using those adjectives in recent tweets, using pattern-matching on simple phrases like "my X is Y". If it can find two nouns with the same adjective, it'll try tweeting them together.
Sometimes the results are spot-on. Other times, it's sort of garbled. This was a bot that had a lot of popularity early on but hasn't gotten as much attention afterwards.
Top Tweets
| Date | Text | Retweets | Likes |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mon Dec 11 18:07:04 +0000 2017 | my arms are like my LOVE: gargantuan | 3 | 7 |
| Fri Dec 15 01:00:00 +0000 2017 | my patience is like your faith -- tested | 4 | 11 |
| Tue Jan 09 09:00:00 +0000 2018 | my zirconia is as cubic as the wombat poop | 5 | 11 |
| Sat Feb 17 17:00:00 +0000 2018 | my package, like your promises, was undeliverable | 6 | 12 |
| Sat Dec 09 00:10:09 +0000 2017 | his music is like the US govt -- taxing | 5 | 13 |
| Fri Dec 22 17:00:00 +0000 2017 | I, like stockings, am hung | 6 | 15 |
| Mon Dec 18 09:00:00 +0000 2017 | my thighs, like the sky, are freckled | 7 | 17 |
| Wed Dec 13 11:27:00 +0000 2017 | your body is as optimized as an ad | 7 | 25 |
| Sun Dec 31 01:00:00 +0000 2017 | my IQ is dropping like my new mixtape | 11 | 30 |
| Mon Jan 08 17:00:00 +0000 2018 | my contempt is like my gay: unsubtle | 16 | 28 |
Historical Popularity
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