In the past, I never believed the stories of shaking someone and your penis vanishes, until I witnessed it in my Year Two in University of Port Harcourt years back.
We were in school on a Saturday doing Community Service.
Community service is a one-credit unit course you do in your second year in Uniport, not minding the course you are studying.
We were jejely painting Uniport for Uniport at 40, when the deed happened.
Oga had a chat with someone and his penis disappeared.
School Sheriff had to cart them away.
Students were chasing after the Sheriff's vehicle.
I later found out that the matter got to a Police Station, and the chap was offered an ashawo to test his instrument on to see if it was still functional.
But Oga refused because he was a Child of God.
Finally, there are a lot that do not meet the eyes.
The Maverick.
I rest my case.