sharply-plumed; defecating
upon those unsuspecting

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Take to the Lofty is copyright Pryde Foltz.
It was previously published in Tattoo, Calling All Soldiers Home.
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Afterword

judgement is like guano
no one wants it to land on them
it stinks the place up, no matter the mark
fortunately, unlike birds, you have some control over where
and how you let that stuff go
don't be a messy bird
judge less