Go Away Winter

I’m going to take a moment to bitch about the weather

We can all pitch in, it’ll be fun together

It feels like it’s rained for nearly a week

My shoes won’t stop with that annoying squeak

What happened to the days of sunshine?

They’re gone, like my dad’s hairline 

Sorry Pops I’m a little feisty

Here just drink this spiked ice tea

But it would taste better under some sun

Screw it, here’s a beer to shotgun

Why do my poems always include drinking?

Oh right, cause the weather is still stinking

I want a vacation at the lake

It’s probably froze now for fuck’s sake

Sometimes I dream about the jet ski

I miss it so much, woe is me

I’d even be fine with a warm day at the beach

Sit in my chair, maybe eat a peach

I could go golfing even though I suck

But the weather right now has me stuck

I need that sweet tan, I’m so damn white

I’d even take a burn, that’d be alright

But nope, none of that today

I hate you cold, just go away

Patience is not something I’m good at 

I guess I’ll stay inside and just get fat

What a depressing poem this has become

Cheer up friends, have some rum

Rum is better during the summer though

But it can help you forget about the snow

I’m just rambling now, I might as well stop

Fuck you winter [mic drop]