One way trip to the moon for all of us toiling away here.. Remember that luncheon that Justin Sun paid for to talk to OK boomer Mr. Buffet but had to cancel due to kidney stones? Well, that was an elaborate ruse to distract the world from a super secret meeting at the North Pole that was mediated by Santa Claus and the abominable snowman..
Christmas came early in 2019 and sources as trustworthy as Chinese media publications and their blockchain rankings have revealed a collaborative coin and do it all dapp called panacea is in the works. What exactly will panacea do for you, you ask?
The better question is what doesn't it do!
Firstly, it makes everyone both an elite content creator and consumer, this is the foundation of the proposal. But, if you're not into that you can just enjoy the perks of a universal basic income which boasts it's first usecase as a means to distribute not just a ledger but food ! That's right, star trek food replicators will be shipped to 7.7 billion people on Christmas day. If you don't celebrate Xmas that's fine you still get a physical air dropped replication system via reindeer operated drones..
With the scarcity model shattered by an abundance of food nothing else really matters.. Panacea is not stopping there though, by 2022 everyone gets their very own scotty bot that can beam them to any location they desire to visit on the flat hollow earth in a nanosecond..
Too good to be true you say? Well, of course there is some fine print that stipulates all users reproductive systems must be removed and a chip that directly uploads your consciousness into the hive must be implanted, but it's going to be great. That's what VR is for. Who needs this cumbersome reality and genitalia getting in the way of progress?
A beta test will be implemented via the voice email sign up process. If you're an early adopter there's a chance you might get put into the panacea slack and I hear this is your access to conquering other star systems and assimilating their lifeforms into our earthly mainframe..
This is it folks, no more breeding means no worries. We have no need to continue our species when tech companies can be trusted to do all the genetic stuff. It's all about you anyway, be honest and remember resistance is futile..
Image ripped from pediaa.com the rest was told to me by Keanu Reeves on a subway..