What is the thing that you wished was true(funny)

Well, yesterday I was asked to fill credentials about my employment. The taskbar had a column for position and company.
They had set preset values to serve as example as follows
Position-Software Engineer
Company-Facebook
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I wished that those credentials were true for me.=P

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