My Entry for the Ndjt contest organized by @mimy.

 


Hello everyone, This is a kinda funny contest. So be expecting some crazy answers from me. Lol! 

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS!

At what age did you have your first kiss?

Huh! 12 years.......

What is the cheapest gift you have ever received?

Flowers. He went and got it from a tree in front of our house.... As a typical Nigerian woman, that was not a gift o.... 

What is the most expensive gift you have ever received from a partner?

His time. Though he had busy schedules, he finds time to visit almost every day.... And would buy me fries...... Lol! 

Ladies: Which would you rather go without? Brassiere or Make-up for three days.

Make-up not really an everyday routine for me. Wearing brassiere also not an everyday duty as well. 

Guys: Which would you rather go without? A comb or a wristwatch?

That question is not for me... Any guy reading can answer. 

Qualities of your ideal man or woman?

Caring, romantic, humble, and God-fearing.

What would you do with one million naira.

I don't really know because it's too small. Maybe I'll take it to MMM to help me double it. By then I'll learn to appreciate what I have.

Would you love to get married to a virgin?

Hmmmmm! So I'll start lectures when we want to enjoy our marriage abi? I don't really care about the *V* stuff.

Three names of girls and three guys who you think are virgins on Steemit.

Hehehehe! I'm not thinking of anyone jare. No need for the melodrama. Lol! 

Construct a sentence with the following words: Bed, prayer, God, Love, Bible, God, Suck, Sex.

I love God, Bible, Sex, Prayer and I suck my thump while sleeping on my bed 

What virtue do you think is your greatest?

Sincerity. I don't think even pastors beat me in that area. Not joking here.... I am known for that by my parents, friends and school teachers. 

One thing you learnt from NDJT EPISODE 1

Nothing, because I didn't read nor participate.

Give your interpretation of the theme of NDJT EPISODE 2: TEASING YOU LEFT RIGHT FRONT BACK AND CENTER

I can use pidgin ba? E mean say pushing me left, right, front, back and center..... I no con know where I go fall go.

I remain my lovely and humble self.  

@elyaque made this beautiful badge for me.

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