Seeing @dwinblood 's post "Twelve Foot Ninja - One Hand Killing" reminded me of this classic Aussie comedy metal track from the band Dead Kelly - "The legend of Borry".
Not enough people have seen this, its just sooo painfully strayan I had to share with steemit :)
Lyrics
Borry is a true blue Aussie bloke
He likes to fist fight, fuck and smoke
Punchin on for cash in a woolies carpark
His favorite pastime when he's not in his truck
Tatt on his guy sayin " you're fucked now"
Built like a core filled block shithouse
he was born in Boggo Road
That's all Borry fucken knows
He is the sickest cunt ever
And his life is an open road
All he needs is his shotgun gemima
His mack truck and a bag of gear
Women love Borry
He's got a cock that you can put a shoe on, backpack and send it to school
"Bye son, stay out of trouble you one eyed cunt"
Hes ot a scar on his head shaped like straya
cunts think he branded himself
Truth is he boofed 5 points of speed
On a 40 hour run he chewed a hole in his forehead
Alone, his his beard has killed more people than bullsharks
dick aids
and blown out thongs
Just keep driving
Finish the job
Stop in at airlie
Bash a cunt with a bum bag
and fuck a backpacker
hes back on the road again
South bound, he's on his way
to the carpark fight at the IGA
Gympie, his destination
Punched 8 cones at the service station
Hes a bloke, he's a trucker
Australian made, mad motherfucker
Nobody's ever gonna wanna fuck with Borry
You'll end up in a hole in the Nambour quarry
Borry sees something strange in the distance
And it lights up the canefields
He pulls over and grabs gemima
Jumps out and has a piss
Borry makes is way through the canefields
To himself he sings Thunderstruck
He battles heartburn from BP kabana
Awww that shit's fucked!
He comes to a patch of cane thats flattened out and stuff
What the fuck is goin on here ?
This was "Part 1", and I've been dying for "Part 2" which they still haven't released ..
Instead a few weeks ago they put out an "Episode 1" instead - enjoy!
Update: Part 2 and 3 came out !
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