I get the impression you think Disney movies are overly sweetened recycled version of older movies that were overly sweetened recycled versions of books or fairy tales.
The next thing you will tell me is that Disney is placing subliminal advertisement it its wildly popular comic book movies in order to drum up business for its other projects.
Listen @prospiracy, not everything is a conspiracy. Instead of chasing black helicopters, worrying about the fluoride in your drinking water, and finding "plants" in movie theaters, why don't you watch this.
Please help me. Disney has me chained up in the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. They say if I write anything negative about them again, they will put me in a dress and leave me here forever.
RE: Christopher Robin is 'Meh' Coated in Honey (A response to @hanshotfirst and his movie review)