(contains spoilers, but I don’t think you care)
Why the fuck should you watch “Sharknado”?
• You feel that you are not so smart person, and you want to change your mind on that in 1,5 hours.
• You really really hate logic.
• You are drunk on the Wednesday evening and …why not.
• You saw Deadpool 2 and started thinking, why “Sharknado” is so famous.
• Your favourite expression is WTF.
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If you are going to make a brainless illogical movie, then it’s better to go full out with that. Don’t hold anything back. No scenario needed, just brainstorm the shit out of the brain and put it into a movie. That’s what “Sharknado” did and achieved something, that is “so bad, that I need to see it” movie. It’s a kind of film that you just need to watch and not think, why something is happening, or from where anything came from…like when you were young and there were always toilet paper in your home – it was always there and it just happened. Only when you got older and didn’t live with your mom anymore, you realized, that you actually have to bring it yourself from the store.
Anyways, although it is a stupid movie, I also learned many things: 1) flooded cars explode, because water 2) elderly people like to hold cans of gasoline next to the old home pools 3) you can blow up a pool full of water with 2 liters of gasoline 4) the safest place to be, when tornado hits and sharks kill people, is IN the living shark's stomach…nothing can happen to you then, clearly.
It is not a movie, it's an experience…that somehow has 4 sequels by now and counting.
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Why the fuck you shouldn’t watch „Sharknado“?
• You are a serious person with serious intentions in life to do serious things.
• You have been attacked by a shark in the past and you got a mental trauma from that.
• You like sex scenes (no sex in this movie, sad).
• You have tried to kill a shark with a stool and you know it doesn’t work and seeing it work in movies makes you upset.