Q: What have women and condoms got in common?
A: If they're not on your dick they're in your wallet.
Q: What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?
A: $4.99 a minute.
Q: What does one penny say to the other penny?
A: Let's get together and make some cents.
Q: What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild?
A: a $100 bill!
Q: What is Barack Obama's new slogan in these tough times?
A: Spare Change You Can Believe In!
Q: Who makes more money a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A: A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack, and sell it again!
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.