- “I laid on my roommate’s bed, convinced I was salami.”
"I ate too much of a cupcake and thought I was in a deli case. I laid on my roommate's bed, convinced I was salami, and waited for someone to come buy me."
—elizaj482ff7ada
- "I watched a documentary about cheese on repeat for hours."
"I watched a documentary about cheese on repeat for four hours, then cried in my closet."
—kristinar43a8c8c11
- "I thought that my legs had turned into bacon."
"I once ate a two month old brownie on a date. I ended up getting so high I cried hysterically for over an hour because I thought that my legs had turned into bacon and that I'd never be able to walk again."
—jaimeh4dc5f6031
- "A Japanese waiter carried me to my car."
"I started crying at a restaurant because I was sure everybody knew I was high and refused to leave until a Japanese waiter carried me to my car."
—jlofish
- "We had to sit outside four hours before help came and I literally didn’t give a shit because I was so high!"
"I visited Amsterdam twice while studying abroad. The second time I went, my friends and I rented an Airbnb apartment. One morning, I slept in while my two friends went to the Van Gogh Museum. I ate a space cake while waiting for them to come back and got really high. I accidentally locked everyone out of the apartment while letting them into the building. We had to sit outside four hours before help came and I literally didn't give a shit because I was so high!"
—sarrit87