Alright let's go.
C'mon man just tell me where.
I already told you I can't tell you where.
Fuckin Christ man.
For the last time it's for your own damn protection.
Can you at least give me a general idea?
Sure. The mountains.
Gee thanks.
Gee you're welcome. You got the shovel?
It's in the back.
Good. Get in.
Pretty out here.
Yeah. Gimme your phone.
What?
You heard me.
Let me guess, it's for my protection.
Somethin like that.
Kinda all looks the same out here.
Yeah.
So what's the shovel for?
Diggin a hole.
What're we diggin for?
Nothin in particular.
Alright here's our stop.
Looks like a whole lotta nothin here.
Yeah. Get out.
What for?
Get the fuck out.
What are we even doin out here?
I know your real name ain't Doug.
What?
Don't play ignorant with me you lyin son of a bitch.
The fuck are you even talkin about man?
You know exactly what I'm talkin about.
No man I don't!
C'mon you and me both know you're undercover.
What??
Bobby ratted you out man. It's over.
There ain't no fuckin way man.
Yeah. Actually there is.
What the fuck're you doin with that shovel??
Gonna hit a fuckin home run with your face then bury your body out here where no one will ever find it.
You really think they ain't gonna find you out for this then you're outta your mind.
I'll take my chances.
Goddamn you, "Carlos." Goddamn you straight to h—
What did you just say?
You heard me. I said Goddamn—
Shut the fuck up you little prick. Did you really just put airquotes around my name?
Oh come on, you and me both know that ain't your real name.
For fuck's sake man.
Uh oh, is someone angry?
Well no duh I'm angry, you broke the rules again!
Awww, is someone gonna pout?
No I'm not gonna pout!
Awwwwwwww, is someone gonna pooooooouuuuuut?
No why the fuck would I pout when I can just go tell mom on you?
Like that's gonna do any good!
Like hell it won't!
Tattle tale, tattle tale!
Yeah see how that feels when I tell mom you're the one who got dad's shovel lost!
Oh yeah fuckface well I'll tell dad you threw my phone out the window!
Ooooohhhh I'm so scared! Guess what happens when I tell everyone at school that you and Bobby showed each other your pee-pees over by the bleachers!
That's a lie! Take that back you motherfucker!
Oooohhh, big man with big words!
Fuck you you want a piece of me??
Alright let's go!
