I was bored and decided to quickly write a few limericks. I didn't put too much thought into them, but they still came out decent enough.
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There once was a man from Nantucket
Who carried water in a bucket
He had a sex change
Which others thought strange
Now her husband carries the bucket
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To build a snowman that is unfit
and just maybe add a little wit.
Make sure that you plan
to prove it's a man.
Add a couple of snowballs to it.
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If you ever have the need
and happen to have the feed.
To get a fish high,
not high in the sky.
Just feed the fish some seaweed.
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There was a kid napping at school.
No worries, everything is cool.
The baby fell asleep,
not taken by some creep.
But the teacher looked like a fool.
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The big guy fell down with a pow.
It made all the people say, "Wow".
Broke his left arm and leg.
Cracked them both like an egg.
It hurt bad and he's all right now.
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A man's girlfriend was a pretty lass.
But, with her mouth, she gave too much sass.
Her name was Annabel.
He was a cannibal.
He ate her, dumped her and wiped his ass.
