Hahaha! Very funny :<)
I admire how you tend to dumb yourself down, in your own stories, while also making fun of others and udders.
The loch part at the start, reminded me that one of the 22 stories in my first dino book is titled The Monster of Dis-con-nec-ted-Ness. Not that it's really about a monster but still...
RE: The Horned One