Painful back after a bit of light lifting and physical activity. Hard time keeping up with new technology (cryptocurrencies!)... I'm only 42 but I feel old. In fact, I feel older each day! ;)
These are some of the signs and symptoms. How old do you feel? Can you relate to the below mentioned...
- Falling asleep in front of the TV under a blanket
- You change your email to a serious one
- You don't even TRY to be cool anymore
- You have to ask your kid what Bitcoin is
- You need a drink to help motivate you to go out and have a drink
- Happy Hour means taking a nap
- You feel bad in the morning, without having any fun the night before
- Your favorite type of plans are canceled plans
- You're happy when cranberry juice and dried prunes are 2 for 1
- A teenager describes you as middle aged
- The trash goes out more than you do
- You have to scroll down to find your birth year
- You see some hot chicks wearing bikinis and think 'Hope they are wearing sunblock'
- You use the word 'thingy' because it's easier than remembering what the word is
- You have to wear your glasses under the shower to shave
- Car insurance is super cheap now
- You put your pajamas and slippers on at the time you used to go out
- That whole 'responsible thing' is getting in the way of fun
- You tell stories about walking to school
- Your new boss is younger than your youngest kid
- Every day is exactly like the one before it
- Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!
- You recently uttered the words "Hey you kids, turn down that music!"
- You realize that the Karate Kid is 53
- You often you use the phrase 'It wasn't like that in my day'
- You used to wake up feeling like a million bucks, these days you wake up feeling like a bounced check
- People ask you how it was in 'your day'
- An 'all nighter' means not getting up to pee
- Cake and ice cream give you indigestion
- Your face has finally cleared up
- Your brain used to say 'You probably shouldn't say that', now says 'what the hell, let's see what happens'