This is hilarious...
And you know you love her. We all know it now...poor guy.
They say love hurts, and here's proof that it's surely a can...or bottle...glass, aluminum, whatever - anything. That'll do it. She will, you'd better watch her.
That - harsh reality of pain - sure didn't start with you, but here's hoping, at least for your sake, it don't end there. Oh my.
Thoughts and prayers. (I would say cheers, but I'm afraid you'd ruin my carpet.)
RE: It’s Valentine’s Day and my wife tried to kill me. Again.