A few days ago a crack appeared in my toilet seat, I'm unsure how it broke and I only noticed when as I sat down the crack opened up a little and pinched and pulled my ass hairs. As I was peeing just now I was thinking about whether I could be bothered dealing with fixing it, or if I should just put up with it till I move out. I thought "It's just a pain in the ass" and then chuckled to myself as I realised that that is literally what the problem is.