Today, being the day it is, I had a playful idea.
I decided that I would end every work email with the text,
love,
Andrew
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Yes, we can get you a new monitor
love,
Andrew
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
love,
Andrew
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Yet, immediately after this plan was cunningly conceived I've given it up.
The edict of our times has pronounced it dead: "Do no offense to anyone!"
While light of heart, and tongue in cheek, it might upset someone and we can't have that!
You can ride my Turtle anytime piccsy.com
Love
Andrew