I was watching porn once late at night. My laptop died while watching porn so I just decided to sleep.
I totally forgot about charging it the next morning when I woke up.
Next morning I had a presentation for my Circuits class in front of the professor, 2 TAs, and the assistant director of the program I was part of.
I opened my laptop, realized it was dead, and plugged it in. About 10 seconds after I plugged the charger, moaning sounds from the lesbian porn I was watching started coming out of my laptop in a moderately high volume, and I realized I was DEAD.
The Professor looked confused and slightly mad, the assistant director was looking in a different direction, and one of the TAs was trying really hard not to laugh.
I was trying to log in to laptop to mute it, but since it was dead, it was taking time to let me in. In that moment, I didn’t think to mute it by clicking the keyboard button, which I consider to be one of my biggest mistakes I have ever made.
I was trying to be as calm and nonchalant as possible, but it is extremely hard to seem calm while loud moaning sounds are coming from your laptop.
By the time I was able to mute and exit from the window, I think I lost 10 pounds from sweat. No one said anything about it, and I started my presentation.
I just couldn’t present in front of them, so I ended my presentation abruptly before I even reached to my main project.
I never could look them in the eyes anymore. That semester was pure torture.
