Hello tonight I bring to you another different post. It is just a laughing night,get ready to crack your ribs. I present to you tonight 3 wonderful comedy to your way.
PURE WATER WAHALA (Rabiu and pure water seller WAHALA)
Rabiu:-knock knock
Pure water sell:yes who is at the door
Rabiu:-it me rabiu,and I wanted to buy a puring water
Pure water seller:-puring what! Or you mean water inside leather
Rabiu:- ennh,yes o that is what they send me
Pure water seller:- OK, how many did u want to buy
Rabiu:- mmmmmh,give me a one or a two
Pure water seller:- fainted.
A SMOKER AND RAMOTA
Smoker:- Hello I want to by cigarette
Ramota:- OK,how much do you want to buy
Smoker:-I need just one stick.
Ramota:- just #10
Smoker:- OK,give me
Ramota:-gave him cigarette and a lighter
Smoker:-trying to light his cigarette
Ramota:- know!know!!know!!she exclaimed, you are not permitted to smoke here.
Smoker:-shocked with surprised, reply your father are you not the one who sell cigarette for me and also give me lighter, and now telling me I can not smoke here.
Ramota:- because smoker are reliable to die young.
Smoker:- look for a very good cane and beat the hell out of the girl.
Till now ramota has not recover from that incident.
YOU MUST GO TO SCHOOL
Chime Dad:- chime this is pass 8,are you not going to school
Chime:- I will,I just finish dressing up
Chime Dad:- OK,start going to school
Chime:-fell down and start to convulse
Chime Dad:- scared and afraid, try all method but to know avail. Then decided to throw him into the fire. Believing that will bring an end to sch occurrence.
Chime:-when he hard that,woke up and tell his Dad am now know OK,am back to life.
Chime Dad:- so you are pretending, you don't want to go to school.now before I open and close my eye's you better start going.lolz
which of all this joke did you find funny. Every Saturday now will be for post on wedding and joke/comedy.
