Hi everybody, I am new here and want to introduce myself. I am Prof. U. Knowledge and I will teach you the most useless things ever. If you wonder what the U. in my Name stands for, I will teach you the first useless lesson. U stands for useless.
Why do I spend my precious time and teach you useless knowledge?
As Seneca said: "It's better of course to know useless things than to know nothing."
I hope that I will be able to teach you as much useless knowledge as possible, and maybe one day you will graduate from the University of Uselessness with a master degree.