Great introduction post, @alaisclay!
I love your poem... and your t-shirt! 🍺
Welcome to the club!
And keep your Keys safe. Use your Posting key to login, and be extremely careful about similar sites that ask you for your Active Key. When in doubt, don't give it away. Ask for help, first.
PS: I've found your post after reading @macoolette entry in The Pay It Forward Contest
RE: Greetings Family =)