No Bullshit, No Shilling, No stupid Pump Signals, just real fucking advice.

I'm allergic to bullshit. With a burning passion. It's a waste of everyones time when someone rambles on about something he doesn't have a clue about. Shilling and stupid pump signalling is part of Crypto and I'm here to take a dump on all this bullshit, with some REAL stuff you can work with.

Why should I listen to YOU?

Don't listen to my advice blindly. Think for yourself. Funny enough, that's me giving your advice you will probably blindly listen to. See my point?
Either take or not, I don't care, I've made my money in Crypto.
Life is like a buffet, you can have that healthy chicken-salad or go for your McD Chickenburger, nobody cares. But you should. Probably. So start acting like you care and get a nice salad.
(HINT: I'm your salad choice, your bank account will look GREEN after eating some)

You're a grown ass adult, go act like one and go be like one. If you think I'm full of shit, go ahead. A man's trash is another man's treasure. If you think I'm a genius, I'd agree and give my ego a good fucking stroke.

What makes me a good trader?

The charts, they're the real deal. In Crypto, everyone is out for themselves, so every cunt promotes his own shillcoin and I grew tired of that. I started listening to the charts, they're presenting information everybody can analyze and read. They have no hidden intention, they make you independent and most importantly, you won't have to deal with level 1 shitcoin-salesmen anymore.

Trigger warning

My writing style is not for everyone. If you're some snowflake who is offended by my use of "bad-language", you shouldn't be trading anyways. Trading doesn't care for your emotions. Money doesn't care for swearwords. I don't care.
Advice for the snowflakes? Don't start Crypto-trading, you're about to be so badly burned, you will be eligible to pick cotton.