Allow me to introduce myself!
^^That's not actually me. I'm just jealous
He's young, well dressed, handsome, confident, has the ability to smile and most importantly, probably big dick'd
These are all characteristics that I don't have
I would wear his skin if it was legal
But spending the rest of my life in the electric chair would be a mild inconvenience.
I won't hurt you I promise
Am I a good person?
NOPE
But do I try to do better every single day?
Also, not at all
I just wanna trick you into thinking I am
That concludes my hopes and dreams section, let's move on to occupation.
I also hope and dream to have a fulfilling and lucrative career one day. I'm broke
DO NOT EVER TRUST ME WITH A GUN
Moving on....
I'm very trust worthy.
I don't have a girlfrind
Can I borrow yours?
This is what I hope she looks like:
NAKED
That's all I have time for today