Consideration include:
Free Bingo
Increasing the nightly Free drink limit from 2-3
Free Coffee upgrades
Unlocking porn channels
Lose slot machines
Increasing the limbo bar height by 12"
Mother in-law package
Discounted burial at sea*
(Actually nighttime harbor)
Nightly Thriller themed dance party.
Free China Flu immunity*
(85% efficacy rate, no refunds)
