On their anniversary, a man asked his wife why GOD made her so beautiful. She told him "That's easy, I am beautiful, so You would marry Me". Surprised, and taken aback by a direct response, that showed a lot of thought, he decided to ask; "Okay, then tell me why GOD made you so stupid". Without loosing a beat she said; "Honey, he made me stupid, so I would marry You"....
Never ask a question unless you know, you can handle the answer!