^{_{adj. that which cannot be effed}}

I was putting together a real post when I found this amusing nanoparticle:

^{_{This Century Dictionary is onto something...}}

I call this kind of thing a technological absurdity

And it makes me smile

^{This dictionary was won by the author in a 1994 episode of A*mazing^}

How in hell did this aberrant definition come to be? What's the story? Why did I see it? Why today? What particulars, what planets had to align to amplify the signal above the noise? Is it an accident? Is it the work of the world's most obscure troll? Who can say? Who knows?

Finally, why would anyone make a Hive post about it?

That would be absurd

𝕥𝕖𝕟𝕦𝕠𝕦𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟 :

The Thesaurus of Horror

Source Origin Archive

or, The charnelhouse explored!! : being an historical and philanthropical inquisition made for the quondam-blood of its inhabitants! by a contemplative descent into the untimely grave! shewing, by a number of awful facts that have transpired as well as from philosophical inquiry, the re-animating power of fresh earth in cases of syncope, &c. and the extreme criminality of hasty funerals: with the surest methods of escaping the ineffable horrors of premature interment!! The frightful mysteries of the dark ages laid open, which not only deluged the Roman Empire, but triumphed over all Christendom for a thousand years! Entombing the sciences, and subsequently reviving all the ignorance and superstition of Gothic barbarity! by John Snart. 1817

Nice title

^{_{Image by Pexels from Pixabay}}

Well it's getting late

^{_{Image by Gerd Altmann from Pixabay}}

_{^ This is an utter fabrication. But it is the kind of thing you would have won playing that particular maze-themed gameshow
If you know what I mean, I want to know you. There will be one, somewhere. Keep the absurdity flowing friend}