Every week I present a new book, that is in my opinion crap that somebody has published... The event runs under the hastags 🙈 #RandomThingsTuesday #CrapGotPublished
The next book of this series is the one with the lovely title:
"Fifty Shades of Chicken" 😱
So the adventures of Miss Chicken begin... a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.
And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts
- “The Novice Bird” (easy recipes for roasters)
- “Falling to Pieces” (parts perfect for weeknight meals)
- and “Advanced Techniques” (the climax of cooking)
What sounds really funny is a cookbook of fifty chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.
Dripping Thighs, Sticky Chicken Fingers, Vanilla Chicken, Chicken with a Lardon, Bacon-Bound Wings, Spatchcock Chicken, Learning-to-Truss-You Chicken, Holy Hell Wings, Mustard-Spanked Chicken, and more, more, more!
And to be honest cooking a chicken has something sexual combined with sadomasochism... there’s pulling, jerking, stuffing, trussing.
Do I have to continue... ?! 😂
We can start out slow, with wine and a good oiling . . . Holy crap. You will control everything that happens. And the chick is your ingredient.
You will transofrm her form a raw, organic bird into something — what? Something delicious 😂
If your mouth is already watering, here is the amazon link 😉
See you next week with my presentation of a shocking new crap book! 👍