look folks i know i have a reputation of stretching the truth a bit more than the average joe, and some believe i still suffer from a split personality but this time you have to believe me. Hallowee'en is right around the corner but this is no ordinary prank. it is the real deal for sure. just yesterday i was walking in downtown Oslo- the middle of the capital city of Norway. it was a typical bright sunny day and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
then suddenly out of nowhere a UFO appeared clear as day right over the city. it was round, you know we used to call them flying saucers. no joke there was a flying saucer right in plain sight for everybody to see. no tricky fake manipulated photos, anybody who looked up could see it all lit up around the edges it looked a little like those ceiling lamps that were popular in office buildings and such a couple of decades ago. well, this one was lit up and it was totally silent but this was no ceiling lamp because it was huge and suspended motionless right there in the middle of the sky.
there was chaos everywhere on the ground. a tram even derailed and drove straight through a big downtown shop wall. there was no mention that the UFO was the cause but the crash was all over the news, even as far away as America. check it out; https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/tram-derails-plows-shop-norwegian-capital-4-lightly-115252228
and then there was this ghost car driving down the street. you don't see that everyday. and those big black spooks hovering around the trees give me the creeps. i sure hope they don't come this way. folks, scary shit is really happening. the building on the right looks like it just split in two. i swear it wasn't like that a few minutes ago. i don't know what's going on around where you all live but here it's not even Hallowe'en yet and it's crazy weird already.
and you know something, i kinda like it that way!