RE: Weekend-engagement topic week 57: Draw you or someone else [60 hive in prizes]

A lovely artwork by Leonardo Da Smith.

Right, I Googled and found the 5 rules for drawings.
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1. Sketch Lightly. So, I dimmed the overhead light a bit.

2. Look at Shape. Yes I looked and I am developing a slight stomach.

3. Look at the size. Easy as I am 6 foot 3 inches.

4. Look for the light and shade. Also easy, light at the top and shade under the desk.

5. Take your time. So I took the alarm clock to the lounge.

After following all of the rules, I created this masterpiece and I am sure that it will take the absolute top place at an auction sales of masters of the art.
The fooling around art that is.