Yeah, recently I decided to join Tinder but unfortunately all the girls with the best cleavages I liked were 69 Kilometers away from me:
I was so unhappy and worried about that, like why are they so far away? 🤦🏾♂️. Then I heard the sound of a lighter, I was alone in my house so it was quite startling. I turned immediately to my right and I'll be damned if I didn't see my forefather, my most prominent ancestor whom we know as Igbo Ukwu sitting down on the arm chair, starring into empty space.
I watched him with concern as he lit up his big Cuban cigar, slowly and deliberately inhaled and puffed some smoke in the air. Then he said:
"You can sit here and complain about these girls being too far away from you, Son, or you can take it as a sign."
He puffed some more smoke in the air.
My eyebrows knitted even tighter as I wondered about WTF he means. I looked away from him to process my thoughts for a second, turned to look at him again and that motherfucker was gone!
And that's when it hit me! 69! It was a sign, th - the fucking Kilometers were a sign to me from above that I and those girls are going to do exploits! I immediately thanked the universe for guidance and picked up my phone.
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