Thank you to @rosehidalgo for pointing out this contest.
The rules are here: The prompt is "beautiful," and the story must be under 240 characters (not words but characters!)
Here is my attempt:
Finally, it was Jennifer's turn to audition. She practiced for weeks. "You look beautiful," her husband said, as she walked in to see the casting agent. Unfortunately, he didn't notice the toilet paper trailing out of her pants.