Today
Kermit the frog appeared on my desk
He was sitting there in full lotus
It scared the freakin' shit out of me
I was shouting:
›AHHHH FUCK! DUDE!! FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!!‹
He was responding:
›Calm the fuck down bro, I'm Kermit the frog performing a full lotus, and in a second I'm gonna do the 'Half lord of the fishes' pose‹
I turned around, ran out of my house, into my car and drove for three hours south.
I'm sitting now in a 7/11 and don't know what to do.
Please help.
