Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
The topic is Mixed Nuts.
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: @improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster (~$2), 1 HSBI for a win], your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics! If you haven’t checked out that story, boy howdy you gotta.

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Mixed nuts

As in,

What did the peanut say to the cashew? Gesundheit.
Bada bing you been punned... see, because "cashew" sounds like "achoo", which is the sound we make when we sneeze and Gesundheit is what you say when someone sneezes, and it's not a great pun, but that's why it's the example pun.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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